The Remote Viewing Top 10
by Loyal Reader Contributions
Working life and death cases, solving the mysteries of the universe, uncovering truth and falsehood alike. It can get pretty hectic in the life of a skilled Remote Viewer.
To take some of the sting off those pen-gripping fingers of yours out there, we've compiled a few Top 10 Remote Viewing lists submitted by regular (and shy) readers of The Matrix. Enjoy! |
- 10.) Your stomach still churns as you hit the supplemental Level 1 "get feedback on a training target" button and then you experience either exhilarating highs or the agony of defeat.
- 9.) You plan your day around when you will do your TRV session.
- 8.) You no longer see dates, phones numbers, or license plates; everything is a TRN and you wonder what the target is.
- 7.) You categorize all outside scenery according to its major gestalt.
- 6.) A "good day" is now defined by being on target in your TRV session, you have a new vocabulary consisting of words like AOLs and AIs, and you no longer associate the Matrix with Keanu Reeves.
- 5.) You thank God that you get to drop your awful bombs in a box without anyone seeing them and that they weren't the TOTW.
- 4.) You have nightmares and anxiety dreams about bombing the TOTW so bad that you get a personal call from Joni telling you she is expelling you from TRVU.
- 3.) You still wonder if you might have joined a dangerous cult.
- 2.) You find yourself "decoding the ideograms" in your own handwriting and everyone else's.
- 1.) You worry what Dane and Joni already know about you.
- 12.) Half the closet is taken up by boxes full of papers, each covered in unintelligible squiggles.
- 11.) When caught looking at someone else, suddenly says, "oh honey, I'm just AOL'ing."
- 10.) Spends hours in the study alone, but you can't find any porn at all on the computer.
- 9.) Answers every question with, "I already know."
- 8.) Bizarre gravitational attraction makes every pen in the house migrate towards a single table or desk.
- 7.) On your first date, held up a piece of paper with a person's face sketched on it up to yours.
- 6.) Asks you if you would mind a small paper mill instead of an attached garage.
- 5.) Never acted, but always mumbling something about "stages."
- 4.) When asked what to get the kids for their birthday, pulls out a piece of paper and starts scribbling madly.
- 3.) Space aliens visit your house regularly, but your spouse doesn't seem to think this is odd.
- 2.) You don't think this list is odd.
- 1.) You actually know what the term "bi-location" means.
- 10.) You missed the target... and it was frontloaded.
- 9.) You think stage 3 is where you get off for apparel and housewares.
- 8.) Under 45 minutes? Check. At least 30 pages? Check. Forgetting to do even one ideogram.... priceless.
- 7.) Joni told you that you suck on the TRV BB.
- 6.) You agree.
- 5.) Your stage 4 tangibles list: mustard, ketchup, lobster.
- 4.) You haven't seen this many colors since that time you experimented in college.
- 3.) For operational security, you write down all your data in disappearing ink.
- 2.) You've been doing ideogram drills so long, you can't help but to yell out "LIFEFORM!" after blowing your nose.
- 1.) You already know how to remote view, and you never took a remote viewing course.
